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Never give up.
~ Saturday, January 7 ~
~ Thursday, January 5 ~
FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and happy. They kiss the best and will love when not wanted, they always end up falling for people they haven’t known long. They are most hyper an crazy people, you can’t do better then them. Re-post this if you have Brown eyes.
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Baby Mason is the cutest fucking thing in the world. I WANT A BABY!
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~ Saturday, December 31 ~
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
- Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
- Me: Please, God, no--
- Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
- Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
- Me: Please, guys, calm down--
- Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
- Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
- Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
- Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
- Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
- Me: I hate you all
- Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
- Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
- Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
- Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
- Uterus: You mother fuckers.
- Torso: CONTRACT!
- Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
- Brain: Me gusta.
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